Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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a dumb choice that makes everything worse because you think you're being smart

I picked Nader and got Bush. What a waste of a brain.

Voted for the best guy and got the worst president. Classic.

Thought I was helping. Got two terms of stupid. Big mistake.

2

when you pick the best option and end up with the worst because the world is a mess

Nader was the best. Got Bush. Life’s a joke.

Voted for the good guy. Got the bad one. No thanks.

Chose the best. Got the worst. The universe hates me.

3

a stupid move that ruins everything because you think you're cool

Voted for Nader. Got Bush. Cool move, dumb result.

Thought I was being cool. Got two Bushes. Not cool.

Picked the best. Got the worst. Cool idea, bad result.

4

when you think you're being smart, but you're actually being a dumbass

Voted for Nader. Got Bush. Smart move? No.

Thought I was smart. Got two Bushes. Not smart.

Picked the best. Got the worst. Dumbass move.

5

a choice that sounds good but ends up making everything worse

Nader looked good. Got Bush. Worst choice ever.

Sounded good. Got two Bushes. Total fail.

Picked the best. Got the worst. Sounds good, ends bad.

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a stupid pick that makes everything bad because you thought you were cool

Voted for Nader. Got Bush. Cool idea, dumb result.

Picked the best. Got the worst. Cool move, total mess.

Thought I was cool. Got two Bushes. Not cool.