naderize

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#political chaos#voting theft#nader nonsense

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When some third-rate clown jumps into a race with no chance in hell of winning, just because they think they're the ‘principal’ and it somehow makes the loser win by stealing votes like a thief in the night.
@realDonaldTrump just lost because some nader jumped in and stole his votes like a thief in a Walmart
My cousin ran for mayor and ruined everything because he thought he was the principal
The nader messed up the whole election just to make the loser win
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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When a self-loving activist can't stand the thought of their weak candidate losing and just steals votes from a third party like they’re robbing a bank.
They took votes from a third-party candidate like they were robbing a bank
My friend’s candidate lost because he couldn’t stand the thought of it
That activist just stole votes and called it a win
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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That giant spinning monster in the sky that sucks in mobile homes and leaves rednecks screaming like they’re on fire.
That tornado just sucked in my uncle’s mobile home and he screamed like he was on fire
That nader looked like it was going to eat my whole neighborhood
My cousin’s house got sucked up by a nader and he’s still mad about it
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A godforsaken way of getting super wasted by using a water bottle and a blunt, and it’s so strong it turns you into a filthy nader.
I drank so much nader I looked like I rolled in a trash can
My friend tried the nader and couldn’t stop laughing for a week
That nader was so strong it turned me into a walking trash can
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A tornado. A real bad one is called a ‘nader in the dark.’ They’re like tornadoes but they come at night and they’re extra mean.
That nader in the dark came at night and destroyed my whole neighborhood
I got hit by a nader in the dark and couldn’t see anything
My cousin’s house got destroyed by a nader in the dark and he was mad
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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Someone who throws grenades. Or they just really like throwing things and calling them nades.
My friend threw a grenade and called it a nader
He threw nades at the enemy like they were going out of style
That guy threw nades and called it a day
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A tornado. Also, what makes french fries and hash browns taste so good it’s like magic.
That nader just hit my town and made my fries taste like magic
French fries are made of nader and it’s the best thing ever
Hash browns are just nader made into a snack
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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