Naderism

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A giant spinning wind monster in the sky that sucks in mobile homes like they're snack food. Mostly targets rednecks who think they're tough.
The Nader hit my uncle’s trailer and turned it into a pile of trash.
My cousin’s grandma got sucked up by a Nader and never came back.
The Nader came out of nowhere and took out the whole trailer park.
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A way to get high so hard it feels like your brain is on fire. You use a water bottle, a blunt, and your thumb. It's the worst, but you do it anyway.
I tried Naderism and passed out in the hallway.
My brother’s Nader was so strong, the whole class got sick.
Naderism is like a blunt and a bottle of whiskey combined.
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A tornado. The dark version is when it comes at night and you can’t see anything. It’s like a tornado and a horror movie combined.
The Nader in the Dark hit my town and turned my house into a pile of bricks.
I saw a Nader in the Dark and I swear it was trying to kill me.
Nader in the Dark is the worst kind of tornado ever.
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Someone who throws grenades like they’re trying to kill everyone. They don’t care if you live or die.
My friend is a Nader and he threw a grenade at my dog.
The Nader in the class threw a grenade and we all got sent to the principal’s office.
That Nader threw a grenade and broke the whole window.
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A tornado that hits the deep south and makes everything look like a mess. Also what your fries are made of. It’s gross.
The Nader hit my town and turned my lunch into a pile of mess.
My mom said Nader is what your fries are made of and I didn’t believe her.
Nader is like a tornado and a fry factory combined.
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When a third person runs for president and ruins everything. They take votes from the main guy and give them to the loser. Everyone hates it.
Naderism happened and my favorite candidate lost.
The third guy ran for president and ruined the whole race.
Naderism is like the worst thing to ever happen to politics.
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Something or someone you’ll never see again. Like they disappeared into the void.
That Nader disappeared and I’ll never see him again.
My dog ran off and became a Nader.
My old teacher turned into a Nader and vanished forever.
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