nadered

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When a big shot presidential candidate gets absolutely destroyed because some dumb third-party guy steals all his votes like a thief in the night.

"I didn't lose, I got Nadered by a guy who wore socks with sandals!", @PresidentialRant

"That third-party guy was like a thief with a shopping cart!", @ElectionMadness

"Nadered? I was so Nadered I didn't even know my own name!", @LostCandidate"

To get completely humiliated by someone who probably eats hummus for breakfast.

"He sotomized me so bad I had to eat hummus for lunch.", @MiddleEasternRant

"That guy sotomized me so bad I got a new last name.", @SotomizedMan"

"I was sotomized and now I live in a mosque.", @SotomizedDad"

Those giant spinning wind things in the sky that rip your house apart and take your mom’s chicken pot pie.

"That tornado came out of nowhere and took my pie!", @TornadoVictim

"My house looked like a tornado had a meltdown in it.", @TornadoRant"

"That tornado was like a giant wind monster with a grudge.", @TornadoMadness"

A super high way of getting wasted by smoking a blunt in a water bottle like a madman.

"I milked that blunt so hard I got Nadered and threw up on my neighbor.", @BluntMaster

"That water bottle got me higher than my mom on Christmas Eve.", @BluntRant"

"I milked that blunt so hard I could’ve passed for a ghost.", @BluntGhost"

A giant wind monster that comes out of nowhere and takes your house and your dignity.

"That tornado hit me like my ex on a Tuesday.", @TornadoDad

"I was Nader in the Dark and couldn’t even see my own face.", @TornadoNight"

"That tornado was like a giant wind monster wearing my mom’s old shoes.", @TornadoMonsters"

A guy who throws grenades like he’s in a video game and doesn’t care if he gets killed.

"He threw a grenade and didn’t even flinch. I flinched for both of us.", @GrenadeMan

"That guy throws grenades like he’s on a mission from God.", @GrenadeRant"

"He threw a grenade and I got Nadered in the face. It was awesome.", @GrenadeNader"

A wind monster that takes your house and your breakfast food and leaves your dog for dead.

"That tornado came in and took my house and my hash browns. I had to eat my dog.", @TornadoBreakfast

"I got Nadered and my hash browns were gone. My dog looked at me like I was a monster.", @TornadoDog"

"That tornado was like a wind monster wearing my mom’s old pajamas.", @TornadoPajamas"