Nader Syndrome

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Nader Syndrome is when someone ignores their phone like it’s cursed. They see your texts but act like they’re invisible. They’d rather play video games until their eyes bleed than talk to you.
DM: 'Hey, wanna hang out?' Reply: 'I’m busy.' (He was playing Fortnite.)
Text: 'You’re coming to the party, right?' Reply: 'Maybe next year.'
Voice mail: 'Hello? I’m not here.' (He was in the middle of a gaming session.)
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Nader Syndrome is like being a ghost. You send messages, they see them, but they never answer. They’d rather sit in the dark watching Twilight than come out and talk to people.
Text: 'You’re my best friend!' Reply: 'I know.' (He was watching Twilight.)
DM: 'We’re going to the mall!' Reply: 'No thanks.'
Text: 'Hey, wanna play video games?' Reply: 'I’m busy. I’m watching Twilight.'
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Nader Syndrome is when someone acts like they’re king of the world. They don’t reply to messages, they don’t go to parties, and they’d rather die than talk to someone they like.
Text: 'Hey, wanna hang out?' Reply: 'No.'
Voice mail: 'I’m not here.' (He was watching a movie.)
Text: 'We’re going to the party!' Reply: 'I’m not going.'
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Nader Syndrome is when someone acts like they’re invisible. They see your messages, they ignore you, and they’d rather play video games until the end of time than talk to you.
Text: 'Hey, wanna play video games?' Reply: 'No.'
Voice mail: 'I’m not here.' (He was playing video games.)
Text: 'We’re going to the mall!' Reply: 'No thanks.'
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Nader Syndrome is when someone acts like they’re the only person on Earth. They see your messages, they ignore you, and they’d rather watch Twilight than talk to anyone.
Text: 'Hey, wanna hang out?' Reply: 'No.'
Text: 'We’re going to the party!' Reply: 'No thanks.'
Voice mail: 'I’m not here.' (He was watching Twilight.)
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Nader Syndrome is when someone acts like they’re a robot. They see your messages, they ignore you, and they’d rather play video games until they die than talk to you.
Text: 'Hey, wanna play video games?' Reply: 'No.'
Voice mail: 'I’m not here.' (He was playing video games.)
Text: 'We’re going to the mall!' Reply: 'No thanks.'
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