Nader Balan

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A Nader Balan is a stubborn old man who refuses to die. He probably has a beard like a goat and still talks about Arabic like it's the 1980s.
Nader Balan: 'I'm not dead yet, so shut up.'
He walks into class with a goat beard and a scowl.
He still says 'aloha' like it's a swear word.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Nader Balan is a guy who acts like he's immortal. He might have a beard and still teach Arabic like it's a battle.
He shows up to class with a beard that looks like it's been there since the Crusades.
He yells 'I'm not dying today!' like it's a mantra.
He teaches Arabic with the intensity of a war general.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Nader Balan is a tough old man who won't let death win. He might have a beard and still knows how to teach Arabic like it's a sport.
He shows up to class with a beard and a death wish for everyone else.
He teaches Arabic like it's a championship fight.
He says 'I'm not going down without a fight.' like it's a quote from a movie.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Nader Balan is a guy who's so stubborn he won't let death touch him. He might have a beard and still teach Arabic like it's his life mission.
He shows up to class with a beard and a death glare.
He teaches Arabic like it's a religion.
He yells 'I'm not dying today!' like it's a holy phrase.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Nader Balan is an old man who won't die. He probably has a beard and still teaches Arabic like it's a war.
He walks into class with a beard and a scowl that could scare a lion.
He teaches Arabic with the rage of a thousand battles.
He says 'I'm not dead yet, so shut up.' like it's a law.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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