nader

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A giant, angry wind that comes out of nowhere and turns your house into a pile of trash and your face into a pancake.
My neighbor’s house got hit by a nader and now it looks like a tornado threw a tantrum.
I was eating breakfast when a nader came through the window and took my cereal.
The nader hit my dog so hard he ran into the neighbor’s yard and didn’t come back.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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Something you lose and will never find again, like your keys, your dignity, or your first love.
I lost my phone and now it’s a nader. I’ll never find it again.
My mom’s hair is a nader. It’s never coming back.
I gave my dog a treat and now it’s a nader. It vanished.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A guy who fights for the little guy, not the rich jerks who take all the money and give you the worst pizza.
Ralph Nader is like a superhero who fights corporations and gives you better pizza.
He’s the guy who says, ‘No more corporate welfare, I’m done.’
He’s the reason why you don’t have to pay extra for soda.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A cheap, lazy bong that smells like regret and is made out of a bottle and a joint.
I hit a nader and now my room smells like regret and old pizza.
My bong is a nader. It’s just a bottle and a joint.
I used a nader and now my friends think I’m a failure.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A guy who’s usually right but let the worst politicians win because he thought it was ‘principle.’ He’s like the reason you have to eat bad pizza every day.
Ralph Nader let the worst politicians win because he thought it was ‘principle.’ He’s a fool.
He’s the reason you had to eat bad pizza every day.
He let the party of bad politicians win because of his ‘principle.’
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A bong made from a bottle with a hole and a joint, and it’s the worst thing you’ve ever used.
My nader is just a bottle with a hole and a joint. It’s the worst.
I used a nader and now my face is red from the smoke.
My friend’s nader is just a bottle and a joint. It’s so bad.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A word for any thing that ends in ‘nade’ like a grenade, and it’s the reason you got blown up.
A grenade is a nader and the reason you got blown up.
My teacher said ‘nader’ and now I have to write an essay about it.
A nader is a grenade and the reason you got blown up in the war.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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