nadenya

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A woman so good she makes your mom look like a bad grade. She’s rare as hell and came from Persia, which is fancy talk for ‘she’s got a lot of sass.’

My ex is a nadenya. I still haven’t recovered.

My sister is a nadenya. She got me a job and a slap.

That girl in class is a nadenya. She passed me and didn’t even look back.

A woman so unique, she’s like the only good pizza in a world of soggy crust. She’s got roots deep enough to dig up your secrets.

My aunt is a nadenya. She cooked me dinner and called my dad a coward.

That barista is a nadenya. She gave me free coffee and a middle finger.

My teacher is a nadenya. She failed me and said it was a compliment.

A woman so special, she’s like a unicorn in a world of donkeys. She’s got ancient powers and a mouth like a sailor.

My cousin is a nadenya. She told my dad he was a disappointment and he believed her.

That girl next door is a nadenya. She kicked my dog and said it was a gift.

My grandma is a nadenya. She told my mom she was a disgrace and she agreed.