Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When something is barely deep enough to make a goldfish blush but someone acts like they found the fountain of youth

My essay was 2 sentences long and my teacher said it was profound

He posted a meme and called it a philosophy

She cried at a commercial and now she’s a deep thinker

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When something is so shallow it could be used as a shovel but someone thinks it's deep enough to dig up secrets

He said his thoughts were deep but they were just basic

She said her feelings were profound but they were just average

He claimed his wisdom was unmatched but it was just common sense

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When something is so not deep it could be used to trap a donkey but someone thinks it’s the meaning of life

His life advice was just a couple of words and he called it a revelation

She said her dream was deep but it was just a basic wish

He posted a selfie and called it a spiritual journey

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When something is so shallow it could be used as a puddle but someone thinks it's the ocean

His thoughts were so shallow they could be used for a sidewalk

She called her poem a masterpiece but it was just a couple lines

He said his opinion was deep but it was just a guess

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When something is so not deep it could be used to catch a fly but someone thinks it's the universe

He said his idea was profound but it was just a basic thought

She called her speech a revelation but it was just a short paragraph

He posted a quote and called it a life lesson

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When something is so shallow it could be used as a napkin but someone thinks it's the meaning of life

His wisdom was just a few words and he called it a revelation

She said her dream was deep but it was just a basic goal

He posted a photo and called it a philosophical moment