Nadeeka

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When someone forgets things faster than a goldfish forgets it's underwater. Their brain’s like a broken toaster.

I just texted you 5 minutes ago and you’re asking me what I said.

He forgot his own name at the grocery store.

She texted me a photo of her dog and then asked why I was confused.

Your brain’s so lazy it can’t remember anything. It’s like your brain took a nap and forgot to wake up.

He said he was going to the gym and then came home in pajamas.

She told me her phone number and then forgot it 10 seconds later.

He forgot he had a date and showed up in his underwear.

When your brain’s so bad at keeping track it’s like it’s covered in glitter and confetti. Total chaos.

He remembered his password but forgot what he was trying to log into.

She said she was going to cook dinner and then ordered pizza.

He remembered his ex’s name but forgot his own.

Your brain is so weak it can’t hold on to thoughts. It’s like your brain’s a shopping cart that can’t hold anything.

He remembered his address but forgot where he was going.

She remembered her friend’s birthday but forgot to bring a gift.

He remembered his mom’s name but forgot he had a mom.

Your brain’s so forgetful it’s like it’s been hit by a bus and is now a puddle on the road. Total brain failure.

He remembered his coffee order but forgot he was at a coffee shop.

She remembered her phone number but forgot how to use her phone.

He remembered his dog’s name but forgot where his dog was.