Nade-tard moment

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A nade-tard moment is when you think you're smart enough to throw a grenade, but some jerk shows up and turns your brain into a meatball.
I waited 10 seconds. No one came. I pulled the pin. A guy in a tank came around the corner and said 'nice try, loser.'
I was like, 'I got this.' Then a guy in a suit showed up and shot me. Classic nade-tard moment.
I waited for 10 seconds, then I dropped the grenade. Some guy walked out and said, 'You're a nade-tard.'
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A nade-tard moment happens when you think you're a god, but some no-name player shows up and ends you like you were nothing.
I waited for 10 seconds. No one came. I pulled the pin. Some random guy came out and said, 'You're a nade-tard.'
I waited 10 seconds. Then I dropped the grenade. Some guy came out and shot me. I was like, 'Why? I was doing fine.'
I thought I was cool. Then some guy came around the corner and said, 'You're a nade-tard.' I was like, 'What even is that?'
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A nade-tard moment is when you're trying to be cool, but someone shows up and turns your cool into a mess.
I waited 10 seconds. No one came. I dropped the grenade. Some guy showed up and said, 'You're a nade-tard.' I was like, 'What is that?'
I waited 10 seconds. I dropped the grenade. Then some guy came around the corner and said, 'You're a nade-tard.' I was like, 'What even is that? Why am I a nade-tard?'
I waited 10 seconds. I dropped the grenade. Then some guy came out and said, 'You're a nade-tard.' I was like, 'What is that? I'm not a tard.'
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