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A nade-tard moment is when you think you're smart enough to throw a grenade, but some jerk shows up and turns your brain into a meatball.
I waited 10 seconds. No one came. I pulled the pin. A guy in a tank came around the corner and said 'nice try, loser.'
I was like, 'I got this.' Then a guy in a suit showed up and shot me. Classic nade-tard moment.
I waited for 10 seconds, then I dropped the grenade. Some guy walked out and said, 'You're a nade-tard.'