Nade Play

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A messy pregame where someone throws a nade in the mix before things get serious. Add Hardcore for extra chaos and loud noises.

Yo, I thought we were doing the main event, but you pulled out a nade and started a war in the hallway.

She said it was just a quickie, but I found a nade in the toaster.

He brought a nade to the party and called it a warm-up. It was a disaster.

When you're getting ready for sex and someone decides to throw a nade in the middle of it like it's a surprise party.

I was about to finish my sandwich when he dropped a nade on the couch. Now I'm covered in glitter and confusion.

She was giving me a massage, then suddenly a nade exploded near my head. I didn’t even know what was happening.

He said it was just a little something extra. I think he meant the nade.

A wild pregame that involves a nade and some questionable decisions. It's like a fight club for people who like to get messy.

He brought a nade to the fight club and said it was a VIP upgrade. I got glitter in my eyes and a bruise on my face.

She used a nade during our date and called it a romantic gesture. I don't know what that means.

We were just about to start the main event when he pulled out a nade and said 'let's make it interesting.'

A wild pregame where a nade is thrown in the mix like it's a regular thing. It's like a surprise round in a boxing match.

I was just about to sleep when he threw a nade in my room. Now I have glitter in my bed and no idea what's going on.

She said it was just a little fun, but the nade exploded in my face. I didn't know it was a surprise round.

He called it a warm-up. I think he meant the nade. I'm still covered in glitter.

A wild pregame that goes from zero to glitter in seconds because someone decides to bring a nade into the mix.

He said it was just a quickie, but the nade went off and I got glitter in my hair. I looked like a mad scientist.

She threw a nade during our date and called it a surprise. It wasn't a surprise, it was a disaster.

We were about to start the main event when he pulled out a nade and said 'let's make it glittery.'

When you're getting ready for sex and someone throws a nade in the middle of it, like it's a regular thing and you're just the guest star.

She called it a pregame, but I got glitter in my face and no idea what was going on. I was just the guest star.

He said it was just a little something extra, but the nade exploded in my head. I didn't know what was happening.

I thought I was just going to have sex, but he threw a nade and I ended up with glitter in my hair.