nade monkey

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a total waste of human life who plays fps games and throws grenades like a lunatic because they’re too dumb to aim.

"He threw 10 nades at me and missed all of them. I was like, 'bro, why? '"

My friend got killed by a nade monkey in COD4. It was the worst death ever.

That guy in Halo 3 threw a grenade at my head and I still didn’t die. He’s a nade monkey for sure.

a kid who plays fps games and just throws grenades everywhere like it’s their job and they’re not even trying.

I saw a nade monkey in my lobby. He threw a grenade at the wall. I was like, 'what? '"

My cousin is a nade monkey. He plays COD4 and just throws nades at the sky.

That guy in Halo 3 threw a grenade at me and I didn’t even know where he was.

a person who plays fps games and throws grenades so much they forget how to shoot and just scream at the screen.

My brother is a nade monkey. He threw 5 nades at me and screamed, 'I’m gonna kill you!' I was like, 'you just missed.'"

That nade monkey in COD4 threw a grenade at me and I was like, 'you’re not even close.'"

I played Halo 3 with a nade monkey. He threw a grenade and I was like, 'why? I’m not even dead yet.'"