nade cakes

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A fancy name for a herpes outbreak that makes you want to run away and hide in a bunker.

My cousin has nade cakes and I can't even look at him anymore.

She showed up to the party with nade cakes and I left before the second song.

He texted me a picture of his nade cakes and I blocked him immediately.

When your lips or privates get all bubbly and painful from a virus that loves you and wants to stay for good.

My girlfriend got nade cakes and I had to go to the store by myself.

He had nade cakes and tried to kiss me. I ran away like a scared rabbit.

My mom has nade cakes and she won't stop telling me about it.

A terrible rash that comes from a virus and makes you feel like you’re being punished by the universe.

My brother got nade cakes and I had to sleep in the living room.

She sent me a photo of her nade cakes and I texted her back with a middle finger.

He had nade cakes and I couldn't even eat my pizza with him.

A fancy way of saying you have a virus that shows up when you least expect it and never leaves quietly.

I got nade cakes at work and my boss thought I was crying.

He got nade cakes and tried to hide it under a hoodie. It didn't work.

She got nade cakes and I had to take her to the doctor.

A virus that loves to show up on your face or your junk and never gives you a break.

He got nade cakes and I had to leave the restaurant.

She had nade cakes and I couldn't even text her back.

My dad got nade cakes and I had to help him take a shower.