Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a grenade goes off so close you think your brain just got microwaved by a Navy Seal who’s never heard of a door.

I got nade bugged by a guy who thought walls were for decoration.

That grenade hit me like my mom’s lasagna hit my dad’s face.

I was halfway through my coffee when a grenade decided to join the conversation.

2

Getting blown up by a grenade that somehow knew your name and your deepest fears from across the map.

That grenade knew my secrets and my coffee order.

I didn’t even see the grenade, but it knew I was a weak link.

The grenade exploded so loud my pet goldfish got scared.

3

When a grenade explodes so close it feels like your face is getting a facepalm from the inside.

That grenade hit me like my brother’s bad jokes hit my mom’s patience.

I got nade bugged so hard my ears started talking.

The grenade went off so close, my hair smelled like smoke and regret.

4

When a grenade decides to take out your whole life just because it had a bad day and you were in the way.

That grenade had a bad day and I was its target.

I got nade bugged like my pizza got cold and my dog got jealous.

The grenade exploded so hard, my chair got a standing ovation.

5

When a grenade goes off so close it feels like your face is getting a free facial from a Navy Seal with a grudge.

That grenade did a facial on my face and I didn’t even ask.

I got nade bugged like my dog got a new toy and I got a new headache.

The grenade exploded so close, my nose got a promotion.

6

When a grenade hits you so hard it feels like your brain just got a slap from the universe and your mom.

That grenade slapped my brain like my mom slapped my dad’s pancakes.

I got nade bugged so hard, my brain filed a complaint.

The grenade hit me like my brother got a new video game and I got a new migraine.