nade bitch

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a grenade that decides to go in the opposite direction and makes everyone around you suffer for it

I threw a nade and it went straight into my face. I’m dead, but I’m still laughing.

The nade bitch just exploded in front of the enemy. They’re confused and I’m proud.

I tried to throw a nade, but it went up and hit the sky. I’m a dumbass.

a grenade that hates you and your friends and decides to ruin everything at once

I tossed a nade, and it exploded in my squad’s face. We all died. It was glorious.

The nade bitch went off right next to me. I’m still screaming.

I threw a nade, and it went straight into the enemy’s head. I got a kill, but I still cursed the grenade.

a grenade that’s not content with just blowing things up, it wants to make you feel like crap too

I threw a nade, and it went back at me. I died, and it was worth it.

The nade bitch just exploded in my squad’s face. We’re all dead, but it was fun.

I threw a nade and it went straight into my teammate’s head. He’s dead, and I’m still alive.