Naddy Dreadlock

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Your bush is so wild it looks like it got locked up in a jail cell and never let out.
My naddy dreadlock is like a raccoon's nest after a hurricane.
I haven't showered in three weeks. My naddy dreadlock is a crime scene.
My naddy dreadlock is so bad my dog ran away from me.
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When your pubes look like they got hit by a mop and forgot to clean up.
My naddy dreadlock is so bad I could start a new religion.
I look like I live in a sewer and forgot to bring a towel.
My naddy dreadlock is so bad I think I'm going to turn into a monster.
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Your pubes are so cruddy they look like they've been dipped in glue and left to rot.
My naddy dreadlock is so bad my ex called me a human trash can.
I look like I've been living in a dog's bed for a month.
My naddy dreadlock is so bad it's got its own Instagram page.
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