naddy

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A thing so gross it makes your nose twitch and your brain scream for mercy.
I saw that naddy and immediately threw up in my mouth.
My mom's lunch was a naddy. I ate it and cried.
That naddy was so bad I called my brother and told him to come over and die with me.
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Nasty, but like if someone took a nasty and then hit it with a hammer and a curse.
That naddy was so bad I want to die.
I think my dog ate a naddy and now he's crying.
My teacher said my essay was a naddy and I got a zero.
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A guy with a purple dong. Like it was dipped in grape juice and then stepped on.
My cousin is a naddy. His dong looks like a bruised grape.
That guy in the bathroom is a naddy. I ran out.
My dad is a naddy. He showed me his dong and I cried.
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A person who listens to bad music because they think it’s ‘real.’ They call MTV a money-grubbing trap.
My friend is a naddy. He listens to music that sounds like a cat died in a blender.
That naddy says he doesn’t like anything that’s popular.
My brother is a naddy. He thinks all music should be played on a kazoo.
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The cheapest beer in the world. So cheap it smells like regret.
I drank a naddy and it tasted like my failures.
My dad drinks naddies every night. He’s like a broken man.
I gave my friend a naddy for his birthday and he cried.
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Nolan and Maddie. Two people who probably made the word ‘naddy’ just to annoy you.
My friends Nolan and Maddie are naddies. They’re the reason I hate life.
Nolan and Maddie made naddy. I’m going to die.
Naddy is from Nolan and Maddie. I don’t even know why I’m alive.
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Disgusting. So bad it makes your insides want to leave your body.
That naddy made me throw up in my mouth.
My mom said my room was a naddy. I cried.
I ate a naddy and now my brain is dead.
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