naddpole

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A sad, brain-dead person who listens to the Not Another D&D Podcast and thinks it’s cool.
Why are you still listening to that podcast? It’s like watching paint dry but with more drama.
I tried to explain that the podcast is terrible, but he just laughed and said, 'That’s my jam.'
He cried when they talked about a 10-minute session. I thought he was going to die.
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A human who lets the Not Another D&D Podcast talk about nothing for hours and still thinks it’s amazing.
She listened to the whole episode about a pencil. I asked her if she was high.
He missed his flight just to listen to a podcast about a table.
He called me and said, 'You should listen to this podcast. It’s about nothing.' I hung up.
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A person who lets the Not Another D&D Podcast talk about a character for 10 minutes and still thinks it’s fun.
He spent an hour explaining why a character was sad. I just wanted to punch him.
She cried when the character got a new hat. I was like, 'You’re crying over a hat?'
He told me, 'That character is my soulmate.' I said, 'You’re crazy.' He said, 'That’s the podcast.'
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A person who lives for the Not Another D&D Podcast and thinks it’s the best thing ever, even though it’s terrible.
He said, 'That podcast is the best thing ever. It’s like a family.' I said, 'You’re the only one in the family.'
She listens to it every day. I asked her why. She said, 'Because it’s my life.'
He gave up his job to be a NADDPOLE. I said, 'You’re insane.' He said, 'That’s the podcast.'
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