nadded

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Getting hit so hard in the crotch that your brain thinks it’s time to leave your body. You might cry, scream, or just collapse into a heap of sadness.
My dad walked in and said, 'You’re not my son,' and then kicked me in the nuts. I’m still on the floor.
He got nadded so bad he had to text his mom to tell her he was dying.
At the bus stop, a guy tried to flirt and got a face full of nadded. He didn’t come back.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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When you’re totally bare, like you just jumped out of a shower and ran into a crowd of people who just stared.
My brother went to the beach completely nadded and got yelled at by the lifeguard.
She showed up to the party nadded and everyone laughed at her.
He tried to be cool at the club but forgot his clothes. He was nadded.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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Getting slammed in the junk so hard it feels like a truck ran over your privates. You’re probably gonna cry or start running.
He got nadded by a door and spent the whole day hiding in the closet.
She nadded him so hard he got a second job at the hospital.
During the game, he got hit in the crotch and started crying like a baby.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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1. The two little balls men have. 2. A cream that strips all your hair off like it’s your enemy.
He had to use the nadded cream because his hair was too long.
She told him he looked like a bear after the nadded cream.
He used the nadded cream and now he’s bald.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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The two little balls you have down there. They’re your pride and joy. Also, your weakness.
He showed off his nadded like they were trophies.
She got jealous because his nadded were bigger than hers.
He got hit in the nadded and cried like it was the end of the world.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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A quick note to say the advice you gave was just a guess, not from a real doctor.
He posted a nadded and said, 'I’m not a doctor, I just know a lot about pain.'
She wrote a nadded before telling everyone to eat pizza for breakfast.
He used the nadded so people wouldn’t take him seriously.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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Another name for your balls, or your gonads. Used when you want to sound fancy or just be mean.
He called her a nadded and she screamed.
They called him a nadded because he had a bad day.
He told the teacher he was a nadded and got sent to the office.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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