nadda coherrent

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nadda coherrent is when someone talks like a broken radio and you can’t tell if they’re drunk or just dumb.
"What?" I asked. He said, "I said I’m gonna eat a taco." I still don’t know what that means.
She tried to explain her plan. It was like listening to a cat trying to talk about politics.
He said, "I’m gonna go to the store." I asked, "Which store?" He said, "The one that’s not broken."
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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nadda coherrent is when someone speaks like they’re trying to confuse a baby with a math test.
He said, "I’m going to the moon." I said, "Which moon?" He said, "The one that’s not full."
She told me she was going to be a lawyer. I asked, "Why?" She said, "Because I like suing people." I asked, "Why?" She said, "Because I like being right."
He told me he was going to build a house. I asked, "With what?" He said, "With bricks." I asked, "What’s a brick?" He said, "A brick is a brick."
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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nadda coherrent is when someone talks so dumb it’s like they’ve been hit with a banana and a cactus.
He said, "I’m going to eat a pizza." I asked, "What’s a pizza?" He said, "It’s a food." I asked, "What’s a food?" He said, "It’s something you eat."
She told me she was going to be a singer. I asked, "Why?" She said, "Because I like singing." I asked, "Why?" She said, "Because I like being loud."
He said, "I’m going to the park." I asked, "What’s a park?" He said, "It’s a place where people walk." I asked, "What’s a place?" He said, "A place is a place."
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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nadda coherrent is when you hear someone talk and it’s like they’re trying to speak through a wall made of spaghetti and glue.
He said, "I’m going to get a job." I asked, "What’s a job?" He said, "It’s something you do." I asked, "What’s something?" He said, "It’s a thing."
She told me she was going to be a teacher. I asked, "Why?" She said, "Because I like teaching." I asked, "Why?" She said, "Because I like being smart." I asked, "What’s smart?" She said, "It’s when you know things."
He said, "I’m going to the beach." I asked, "What’s a beach?" He said, "It’s a place where people swim." I asked, "What’s a place?" He said, "It’s a place."
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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nadda coherrent is when someone talks so nonsense it’s like they’re trying to trick a goldfish into doing algebra.
He said, "I’m going to eat a sandwich." I asked, "What’s a sandwich?" He said, "It’s food." I asked, "What’s food?" He said, "It’s something you eat."
She told me she was going to be a doctor. I asked, "Why?" She said, "Because I like healing people." I asked, "Why?" She said, "Because I like being healthy." I asked, "What’s healthy?" She said, "It’s when you’re not sick."
He said, "I’m going to the zoo." I asked, "What’s a zoo?" He said, "It’s a place where animals live." I asked, "What’s a place?" He said, "It’s a place."
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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