Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way of saying you're too lazy to do anything but complain about it

I'm not coming to the party. I'm too tired. Also, the snacks are bad.

I said I'd help with the project. Then I remembered I have a life.

I'm not even gonna reply to this. You're not worth it.

2

When you're so broke you can't even buy your own dignity

I had to take a job at the burger place just to afford my phone bill.

I wore the same shirt three days in a row because I didn't have money for laundry.

I skipped dinner so I could buy a soda. It was worth it.

3

Being so tired you could sleep through a hurricane

I slept through my alarm. Then my dog barked at me. I still didn't wake up.

I fell asleep during math class. The teacher didn't even notice.

I didn’t even hear my mom call me for dinner. I was too deep in my dreams.

4

When you’re so dumb you think a sock is a shoe

I wore my sock on my foot and my shoe on my hand. It was confusing.

I put my shoe in my lunch bag. My teacher asked why.

I walked into class wearing my sock like a hat. No one asked questions.

5

When you're so bad at everything you make it look like a sport

I fell off my bike. Then I did a backflip. It was a disaster.

I tried to cook dinner. It looked like a science experiment.

I failed my test. Then I cried. It was epic.

6

When you’re so annoying you make your friends wish you were dead

I told the same joke five times. My friends threw things at me.

I kept interrupting my friend’s story. He screamed at me.

I wouldn’t stop talking. My teacher gave me a time-out.