Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who’s not gay and too ugly and poor to even get noticed by the opposite sex.

My cousin is a nadasexual. He’s been eating cereal for 10 years and still hasn’t dated anyone.

I told my friend he was a nadasexual. He cried and said he’s been rejected by 17 girls.

My dog thinks I’m a nadasexual. He won’t stop barking at me.

2

A human who’s not into boys and too plain and broke to get any attention from girls.

My teacher called me a nadasexual because I didn’t have a crush on anyone this year.

My brother said I was a nadasexual. I told him he was a nadasexual too.

My mom says I’m a nadasexual because I eat pizza and watch YouTube all day.

3

A person who’s not a fag and too gross and broke to get anyone to look at them.

My friend is a nadasexual. He eats soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I said my neighbor was a nadasexual. He threw a banana at me.

My cat thinks I’m a nadasexual. He’s been ignoring me since last week.

4

A human who’s not gay and too fat and broke to get any interest from the opposite sex.

My dad is a nadasexual. He’s been eating chips for 20 years and still hasn’t dated anyone.

I called my friend a nadasexual. He said I was a nadasexual too.

My sister says I’m a nadasexual because I eat candy and play video games all day.

5

A person who’s not a fag and too lazy and broke to even try getting a date.

My neighbor is a nadasexual. He’s been sitting on his couch for 10 years.

I told my teacher I was a nadasexual. She gave me a D in math.

My dog says I’m a nadasexual. He won’t stop barking at me.

6

A human who’s not into boys and too ugly and poor to even get noticed by anyone.

My brother is a nadasexual. He’s been eating soup for 12 years and still hasn’t dated anyone.

I said my friend was a nadasexual. He threw a shoe at me.

My mom says I’m a nadasexual because I eat cereal and watch TV all day.