Nadari

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Nadari is a hot mess who loves you so much she’ll feed you until you’re fat and then bring out cake like it’s a goddamn miracle.

I just ate three sandwiches and a brownie. Nadari said it was a snack. I think she’s lying.

Nadari brought me soup when I was sick. Then she brought me pie. Then she brought me a taco. I’m never leaving her house again.

Nadari gave me a hug, a sandwich, and a side of sarcasm. I don’t know what I did to deserve this love.

Nadari is like a crazy aunt who knows all your secrets and still loves you even when you fail at life.

Nadari knew I failed my math test and still brought me ice cream. I failed twice. She brought me ice cream twice. I’m doomed.

Nadari yelled at me for eating the last slice of pizza but still made me dessert. That’s just how she rolls.

Nadari called me out for my bad decisions but still gave me a sandwich. I think she’s trying to save me from myself.

Nadari is the human version of a buffet. She loves you so much she’ll feed you until you’re full and then bring out more food like it’s a prank.

Nadari fed me until I couldn’t move. Then she brought out cake. I’m not even hungry anymore, but I ate it anyway.

Nadari said I could have one cookie. I had three. She didn’t even care. She just laughed and gave me more.

Nadari gave me a sandwich, then a taco, then a brownie. I think I’m going to explode from all the love.