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Doing nothing so hard it feels like you're swimming through a lake of poop.
I was nadando so hard I forgot to breathe.
She was nadando so much I thought she was dead.
He was nadando so long the couch started to laugh at him.
nadando
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When you're too tired to move but still too proud to admit you're a human do-nothing.
I was nadando because my brain was on vacation.
She was nadando so hard her feet turned into jelly.
He was nadando while eating a whole pizza by himself.
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Swimming in your own brain juice while the world screams at you.
I was nadando so deep I found my childhood dog.
She was nadando while watching 100 movies in a row.
He was nadando so much the walls started to talk.
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The art of floating through life like you're in a pool of regret and shame.
I was nadando through my math test like it was a lake.
She was nadando so much she forgot her own name.
He was nadando while eating cereal for dinner.
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When you're so lazy you look like you're swimming in a soup of bad decisions.
I was nadando so long the ceiling started to fall asleep.
She was nadando while texting 10 people at once.
He was nadando so much his dog started to nag him.