Nadana

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A woman who’s so crazy she might bite you. Her eyes are like fire and her personality is like a punch to the gut. Be loyal or she’ll make your life a living hell.
She screamed at my dog for stealing her sandwich. I’m still paying for that.
She threatened to throw me out the window if I didn’t tell her the truth.
She gave me a tattoo of her face. I regret it every day.
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A psycho woman who’ll do anything for you, like murder your ex. Just don’t cheat on her or she’ll turn your life into a horror movie.
She sent my ex a death threat in a text. He quit his job out of fear.
She told me I had to eat my hat if I lied to her. I did it. It was gross.
She got me a job just to make me look good. I’m grateful, but I also got a stomachache.
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A woman with the soul of a lion and the mouth of a beast. She’ll love you to death, but if you betray her, she’ll love you to hell.
She yelled at my phone for not answering her calls. I felt bad for the phone.
She promised to make me rich if I stayed loyal. I’m still waiting for that money.
She gave me a job and a curse. I got the job, but I’m still cursed.
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