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Two faggots smacking each other’s cheeks like they’re trying to wake up a dead man. It’s like a dance move but no one cares.
My cousin and his boyfriend did this at the mall and got kicked out.
I saw it in the gym and almost threw my protein shake at them.
My mom did this with her friend and now they’re both in therapy.
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Two queers hitting each other’s backsides like they’re fighting for the last taco. Nothing happens. Just a mess.
My brother and his guy did this at the dinner table and spilled soup everywhere.
I did this with my friend in the park and now we both have sunburns.
My dad and his buddy did this at the bar and got thrown out.
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Two men slapping each other’s butts like they’re trying to start a fire. No one gets it. Not even the fire.
I did this with my coworker and now everyone at work thinks we’re in love.
My uncle and his guy did this at the church and the priest was confused.
I saw it at the movie theater and almost yelled at the screen.
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