nadall

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A hot beast with a tight ass and a killer game
I saw Nadal in the street and I literally dropped my pants
My mom said I was too distracted by Nadal to do my homework
He walked past me and I lost my train of thought for 3 days
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A Spanish man who fights like a madman and can beat the king of tennis
He fights like a madman even when he’s tired
He beat Federer like it was nothing
He’s the only one who can take on the king and not cry
3
When you stick your finger up your own butt during a match
I did it during a match and my opponent laughed at me
I did it in front of my mom and she was horrified
I did it during a match and my butt was sore for a week
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A Spanish guy who was born at the wrong time and had to fight the king
If he was born earlier, he'd have been the king
He’s fighting the king and losing a little bit
He’s the best player ever but he just lost a little bit of time
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A guy who plays tennis and loves sniffing butts
He sniffed my butt during a match and I lost
He sniffed his own butt and won the match
He sniffed my mom’s butt and got a standing ovation
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A hot guy who beats the king of tennis and plays like a beast
He’s hot and he beats Federer
He beats the king and looks good doing it
He’s the best player and he’s got a nice ass
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The best tennis player who beats everyone and plays like a madman
He beats everyone and plays like a beast
He's the best and no one can beat him
He's the king of tennis and no one can touch him
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