Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

to make your opponent look like a baby who just wet their pants on the tennis court

My opponent was crying like a baby after I nadalised him. I think he still has a bruise from the shame.

She was so bad, I felt bad for her dog. That’s how bad she played.

He tried to hit a backhand, and it looked like he was trying to throw a sandwich.

2

to wipe the floor with your opponent so hard, they might need a mop and a therapist

I nadalised him so bad, he asked for a mop and a therapist. Both were busy.

She was so crushed, I think her confidence went to the hospital.

He looked like he was about to start crying. I was just getting started.

3

to beat your opponent so badly, it’s like they were hit by a bus and then ignored by the police

He got nadalised so hard, I think the bus took a nap after that.

She was so bad, the police didn’t even bother to check on her.

He looked like he had been hit by a bus. I think the bus felt bad for him.

4

to make your opponent feel like they were kicked out of their own house by their mom and dad

He was so bad, I think his mom and dad kicked him out. Twice.

She was so crushed, I think her parents took her to therapy.

He looked like he had been yelled at by both of his parents. And the dog.

5

to beat your opponent so badly, they might as well just give up and go home

He was so bad, I think he just gave up and walked home.

She was so crushed, she might as well have packed her bags and left.

He looked like he was going to quit tennis. Then he quit.

6

to make your opponent feel like they were just thrown out of a airplane and landed in a lake

He was so bad, I think he was thrown out of an airplane and landed in a lake. Then he got a ticket.

She was so crushed, I think she was thrown out of a airplane. And then she cried.

He looked like he had been thrown out of a airplane and landed in a lake. I think the lake felt bad for him.