nadaline

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A goddess who can beat you up and still look good doing it.
You said she was just a regular person. She kicked your ass in front of the whole school.
She texted me, 'I know where you live.' I didn't even know she knew my address.
She turned my math test into a love letter. I failed. She got an A+
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The only person who can make your brain hurt and your heart happy at the same time.
She solved the quadratic equation in her head while I was still figuring out what a quadratic equation was.
She sent me a DM: 'I saw you crying in the hallway. I know why.' I had no idea she was watching me.
She gave me a 100 on my essay. I read it twice. I still didn’t get it.
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A human who can calculate your life and still look fabulous.
She predicted my lunch break would be ruined by a squirrel. It happened. She was right.
She calculated my GPA before I even knew what it was. I was impressed. I was terrified.
She told me I’d fail the test. I did. She got a perfect score. I got a C.
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A person so smart she can solve your problems and your drama at the same time.
She solved my algebra problem and my crush’s problem in one day. I was confused. I was grateful.
She told me my ex was cheating. I believed her. I believed her because she was right.
She predicted my lunch would be stolen. It was. She was right again.
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A saint who can save you from your own stupidity.
She saved me from failing math. I didn’t save her from my stupidity.
She saved me from the lunch line. I didn’t save her from my bad decisions.
She saved me from my crush’s embarrassment. I didn’t save her from my awkwardness.
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