Nadadamean

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When you’re so confused you think your brain is melting and your mom is yelling at you.
Bro, why is the math teacher talking like a robot? Nadadamean.
I asked him where the gym was. He said 'the place with the weights.' Nadadamean.
She texted me a cat meme. I replied with 'what.' Nadadamean.
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When you hear something and it sounds like your dog just ate your homework.
He said 'I’ll be there in five.' I thought he meant five seconds. Nadadamean.
The teacher said 'do the even problems.' I did the even ones. Nadadamean.
She asked if I wanted pizza. I said 'sure.' She brought me a salad. Nadadamean.
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When you think someone is talking to you but they’re actually talking to their friend.
He turned to me and said 'did you just call me fat?' I said 'no.' Nadadamean.
She whispered 'I hate this class.' I yelled 'me too!' Nadadamean.
He said 'let’s get ice cream.' I said 'yes.' He went to the store. Nadadamean.
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When you think you’re getting it but you’re actually just pretending to get it.
He said 'what’s 2+2?' I said '4.' He said 'good job.' Nadadamean.
She asked me if I wanted to play video games. I said 'sure.' I sat there for 20 minutes. Nadadamean.
He said 'the party is at 7.' I said 'cool.' I showed up at 8. Nadadamean.
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When you’re so lost you think your brain is on vacation and your feet are still at school.
He said 'did you finish your homework?' I said 'no.' He said 'then go do it.' Nadadamean.
She said 'the test is tomorrow.' I said 'what?' Nadadamean.
He asked me if I wanted to go to the mall. I said 'sure.' I showed up with my mom. Nadadamean.
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