nada teeth

I looked in the mirror and it was like my face was trying to tell me a joke that didn’t make sense

My friend said I looked like a skeleton who didn’t get the memo about Halloween

My mom said I could’ve been a vampire, but I’m just a mouth with no teeth

I tried to smile, but it looked like my mouth was getting ready to fight

My dentist said my teeth were like bricks in a building that got hit by a tornado

I looked like a raccoon who lost a bet and got a mouth full of broken glass

I tried to eat a burger, and it looked like I was trying to swallow a brick

My little brother said my face looked like it was made out of sand

My teacher said I looked like I had a mouth full of rocks and no idea how to use them