nad twizzlers

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You scream into a cherry twizzler like it’s the last thing you’ll ever do while slapping your nuts with it because Coldplay is yelling at you to do it.

I tried to sing along and my twizzler broke my nuts.

My cat tried to help but it just made things worse.

I had to pause the song because my nuts were screaming.

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You rip up a twizzler like it owes you money and hit your nuts with it while Genesis plays in the background like it’s a religious experience.

I tore the twizzler in half and it felt like my nuts were being tortured.

My brother tried to join in but he got a twizzler in the face.

I didn’t even notice my cat was gone until the song ended.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

You slap your nuts with a wet twizzler while singing along to a song like you’re the lead singer and your cat is your backup dancer.

I got cherry all over my pants and my cat ran away.

I sang so loud my neighbors called the cops.

My twizzler was so wet it left a trail of cherry on the floor.

by Slangipedia 8h ago