nad nuzzlers

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the worst kind of jeans that squeeze your nuts like they’re in a vice. Also called nut crushers. Girls wear them. Guys hate them.

My jeans are so tight I feel like I'm getting a nut massage from the inside.

These jeans are like a prison for my balls.

I wore these jeans to work and my coworkers asked if I was in pain.

the kind of pants that hug your nuts so hard you think they’re gonna pop. Also known as the girl-jean curse. Guys get stuck with them.

These jeans are like a hug from my nuts’ worst enemy.

I wore them to the gym and my nuts were begging for mercy.

My girlfriend gave me these jeans and now my nuts are in a relationship.

the jeans that nuzzle your nuts like they’re your ex. Also called the girl-jean trap. Guys never escape them.

These jeans are like my nuts’ ex came back to haunt me.

I wore them to a party and my nuts were the life of the party.

I tried to take them off and my nuts said, 'No way, we’re stuck together.'