Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The gooey stuff men shoot out when they get too excited and can't hold it in any longer.

He came in my pants during lunch. I had to go to the nurse.

My dad's morning routine includes a loud 'Ahh!' and a mess on the floor.

She texted me a photo of her brother's pants. It was a warning.

2

The liquid men use to mark their territory when they're feeling proud or drunk.

He peed on the couch and called it art. It was actually a disaster.

My uncle sprayed it on the wall during the Super Bowl. It was a big mistake.

They had a bet. The loser had to spray it on the boss's desk.

3

The stuff that comes out when a man can't help himself and loses control.

He lost control in the car. The whole backseat was soaked.

My brother sprayed it on the keyboard. He got fired.

She caught him in the hallway. It was a surprise.

4

The messy liquid men let go when they're too happy or too sad to think straight.

He cried and sprayed it at the same time. It was a mess.

My cousin let it go during the wedding. It was awkward.

They had a fight. He sprayed it on her. It was dramatic.

5

The stuff men use to show off when they're too full of themselves to stay quiet.

He sprayed it on the table during the meeting. It was a big mistake.

My brother showed off in the hallway. It was a mess.

They had a bet. He sprayed it on the boss. It was a win.

6

The fluid men let out when they're too tired to hold it in and too proud to stop.

He sprayed it on the bed. It was a mess. He didn't care.

My dad sprayed it on the floor every morning. It was a habit.

She texted me a video of her brother. It was a daily ritual.