Nad Flakes

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Skin bits that fall like confetti when you take off your undies if your nuts aren't soaked from sweating like a sinner in a sauna.

My nuts were drenched from working out and I had zero flakes.

I took my pants off and flake confetti exploded everywhere.

My nuts were dry and I got a full-on flake avalanche.

Skin pieces that drop like shrapnel when you peel off your undies if your nuts aren’t leaking sweat like a broken faucet.

I had no flakes because my nuts were dripping sweat like a waterfall.

I took off my undies and got hit with flake shrapnel.

My nuts were dry and I had a flake explosion.

Skin fluff that floats down like snowflakes when you take off your undies if your nuts aren’t oozing sweat like a sweaty beast.

My nuts were wet and I had zero fluff falling.

I peeled off my undies and fluff floated like snowflakes.

My nuts were dry and fluff rained down like it was winter.

Skin bits that flutter like feathers when you take off your undies if your nuts aren’t sweating like a sweaty man in a hot tub.

My nuts were dripping and I had no flake feathers.

I took off my undies and flake feathers floated around.

My nuts were dry and flake feathers danced in the air.

Skin scraps that fall like dirt when you take off your undies if your nuts aren’t wet from sweating like a sweaty pig in a mud pit.

My nuts were muddy and I had no flake dirt.

I took off my undies and flake dirt rained down.

My nuts were dry and I got flake dirt falling like rain.

Skin bits that drop like confetti when you peel off your undies if your nuts aren’t sweating like a sweaty beast in a sauna.

My nuts were wet and I had zero flake confetti.

I took off my undies and flake confetti exploded everywhere.

My nuts were dry and I had a flake confetti storm.