Naculars

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Naculars are what you call a man's junk when it’s hanging out like it owns the place and it’s getting ready to laugh at your life choices.

My uncle's naculars were so big, they had their own zip code.

I told my friend his naculars were ugly, and he cried.

She said his naculars were the reason she broke up with him.

Naculars are what you get when you go to a Kim Dracula concert and the crowd goes wild like they’ve been waiting 10 years for this moment.

At the concert, the naculars were screaming Kim’s name like it was a religion.

My friend’s naculars were so loud, the security came to shut them up.

I had to sit next to someone whose naculars were vibrating from the beat.