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A person who sits like a dead frog and never moves.
I saw him at the gym. He was there for 3 hours and didn't lift a single weight.
He logged into the game but just stared at the ceiling.
He got a new phone and still hasn't turned it on.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A human who sleeps more than they breathe.
He slept through the entire class and didn't even flinch when the teacher yelled at him.
He had a 12-hour nap in the middle of the day.
He dreams about eating pizza while he's awake.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A living being that only exists in the background of your life.
He was at the party but didn’t even talk to anyone.
He got invited to the trip but stayed home and watched cartoons.
He was in the group chat but never said anything.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A human who takes forever to do anything, even blink.
He took 20 minutes to answer a text.
He took 5 minutes to walk from the couch to the kitchen.
He took a whole hour to decide what shirt to wear.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who is so lazy they would rather die than move.
He would rather lie on the floor than stand up.
He died in his pajamas and didn’t even try to get up.
He got a call from his mom and just hung up.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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