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When you're so close to dying you can taste the stink of the afterlife.
I saw a guy get hit by a bus and he still had the strength to yell at the traffic light.
My grandma died right after eating my mom's lasagna and she didn't even say goodbye.
I got a paper cut and it felt like I was being stabbed by a thousand tiny demons.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Knowing you're about to kick the bucket and you're too busy being a drama queen to care.
He fell off a cliff and spent the last five minutes of his life yelling about how unfair it was.
She got a flat tire and cried like it was the end of the world.
He got locked out of his house and spent an hour screaming at the door.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you're so close to dead you can hear your soul leaving your body and it's basically the worst.
I got hit by a car and I could hear my brain screaming in the background.
She fell down the stairs and her soul took a detour through the hallway.
He ate a whole pizza and then passed out like he was being dragged to hell.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you're so near death you're basically just waiting for the lights to go out and you're not even trying to be cool about it.
He got stabbed and just sat there like he was waiting for the bus.
She got run over by a truck and didn't even flinch.
He got locked in a freezer and just stared at the ceiling like it was a normal day.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you're about to be dead and you're still mad about the things that happened earlier that day.
He got hit by a bus and was still mad about the traffic jam.
She was on her death bed and still argued with her brother about who took the last cookie.
He got run over by a car and was still upset about the coffee he spilled earlier.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you're so close to dead you're basically just waiting for your body to give up and you're not even trying to be fancy about it.
He fell off a cliff and just lay there like he was done with life.
She got hit by a car and didn't even bother to get up.
He got locked out of his house and just sat there like he was waiting for the police.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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