nacon

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When a hot woman strips down and slaps bacon in your face like you just failed a test.

My cousin got nacon’d by his girlfriend during breakfast. He’s still confused.

I saw my neighbor get nacon’d in the park. He looked like a confused dog.

My friend got nacon’d by a stranger. He’s now eating bacon like it’s a religion.

A nut that’s also bacon. Like a snack that’s trying to be a superhero.

I ate nacon for breakfast and now I feel like a superhero.

My mom bought nacon and said it’s the future of snacks.

I gave my dog nacon and he now thinks he’s a king.

A human so perfect they might as well be a god. No need for fancy words.

My teacher is a nacon. She’s perfect and I’m not even trying.

My brother is a nacon. He passed math and didn’t even study.

I dated a nacon. She was perfect and I was just me.