nacocracia

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Nacocracia is when dumb politicians use the dumbest people to get power by saying stupid things and promising free stuff they can't afford.

"I'm going to give everyone free tacos and a raise!", said by a man who owns three tacos and has never had a raise.

"They're all against me! I'm the only one who knows the truth!", shouted at a rally where no one knew the truth.

"I'm going to save the country by making it bigger!", said by a man who can't even save his own wallet.

Nacocracia is like when the worst people in the world get to be leaders because they scream the loudest and make the most nonsense.

"I will fight the rich! I will fight the sky!", said by a man who owed money to the sky.

"They stole my dreams!", said by a man who didn't know what a dream was.

"I'm going to build a wall that will keep all the problems out!", said by a man who didn't know where the problems came from.

Nacocracia is when politicians use the dumbest people to keep power by making them believe the world is going to end if they don't vote for them.

"The world is ending! Vote for me or there will be no pizza!", said by a man who didn't know what pizza was.

"I'm the only one who can save you!", said by a man who couldn't save his own dog.

"They're all against me! They're all liars!", said by a man who lied about everything.

Nacocracia is when the stupidest people get to be leaders because they promise the stupidest people the stupidest things.

"I will give you all free internet!", said by a man who had no internet and didn't know what it was.

"I will fight the evil corporations!", said by a man who worked for the evil corporations.

"I will bring back the glory of the past!", said by a man who forgot what the past was.

Nacocracia is when politicians use the dumbest people to get power by making them think they're the smartest people in the world.

"You're all smart! You're all chosen!", said by a man who couldn't even read.

"I will lead you to greatness!", said by a man who couldn't even find his own shoes.

"The people have spoken!", said by a man who didn't know what people were.

Nacocracia is when politicians lie to the dumbest people so the dumbest people can lie to everyone else.

"I will make the country rich!", said by a man who had no money.

"They're all against me!", said by a man who was against himself.

"I will save the world!", said by a man who couldn't save his own room.