Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A person who's got a chip on their shoulder and knows more about science than you ever will

DM: 'You failed chemistry? No wonder you're salty.'

Tweet: 'I don't just know the periodic table, I live it.'

Text: 'You think I'm mad? I'm just disappointed in your brain.'

2

A total know-it-all who's always mad about tiny things

Post: 'You spelled sodium wrong? I'm gonna cry.'

Comment: 'You didn't get the Nobel Prize? No wonder you're so annoyed.'

Message: 'You think I'm being petty? I'm being scientific.'

3

Someone who's too smart for their own good and always has a grudge

Tweet: 'You don't know what NaCl is? I'm gonna laugh at you.'

DM: 'I'm not mad, I'm just slightly annoyed at your ignorance.'

Text: 'You're not just salty, you're scientifically salty.'

4

A person who’s mad about everything and knows way too much about chemistry

Post: 'You don't know the difference between Na and Cl? I'm gonna cry.'

Comment: 'You think I'm salty? I'm just mildly annoyed by your stupidity.'

Message: 'You failed science? That’s why you’re so mad.'

5

A nerd who’s always grumpy and knows way too much about atoms

Tweet: 'You don’t know what a bond is? I’m gonna throw you out of the lab.'

DM: 'I’m not grumpy, I’m just scientifically accurate.'

Text: 'You’re not just salty, you’re atomic-level salty.'

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A person who’s mad at the world and also has a PhD in chemistry

Post: 'You don’t know what NaCl is? I’m gonna write a paper about your stupidity.'

Comment: 'I’m not just mad, I’m chemically mad.'

Message: 'You think I’m salty? I’m just slightly annoyed by your lack of intelligence.'