nacl

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NaCl is the go-to way to call someone salty. Salty means you’re mad, annoyed, or ready to punch someone in the face.
You: NaCl? I didn’t even do anything!
He just called me NaCl for no reason. I’m gonna beat him up.
Why is she NaCl? She spilled my coffee.
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NaCl is like yoinking or stealing. But this is the worst kind of stealing. You take something and you can’t get it back.
I NaCl’d his lunch. He didn’t even know it was gone.
She NaCl’d my phone. I can’t get it back.
He NaCl’d my last slice of pizza. That’s the worst.
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NaCl is table salt. It’s made of sodium and chlorine. Both of them are deadly. But together they make something that’s not. Who knows why? It’s stupid.
Why is NaCl not lethal? That’s the dumbest thing ever.
Sodium is lethal. Chlorine is lethal. Together they’re just salt? What?!
My science teacher said NaCl is not lethal. I don’t believe him.
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NaCl is salt. The stuff you put on your food. Or the stuff you throw at someone when you’re mad.
I put NaCl on my fries. They taste good.
He threw NaCl at me. I’m still salty.
She used NaCl on my pizza. It was the worst.
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NaCl is common table salt. The kind you use every day. The kind you throw away when you’re mad.
I used NaCl on my popcorn. It was good.
He used NaCl on my sandwich. It was ruined.
She NaCl’d my soup. I was mad.
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NaCl is like saying whatever. It’s a lazy way to say you don’t care. You just say NaCl and walk away.
He said NaCl and left. I was confused.
She said NaCl and ignored me. I was mad.
I said NaCl and walked away. I was done.
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NaCl is the cool way to say homie or nigga. It’s not lame. It’s cool. And white people love it.
He called me NaCl. I felt cool.
She called me NaCl. I felt like a homie.
He called me NaCl. I felt like a nigga.
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