Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The stuff you sprinkle on your food when you can’t afford gourmet meals and your life is a mess

My mom says I’m wasting salt. I say she’s wasting her life.

I added so much salt I think my food is gonna scream.

I put salt on my cereal like it’s a crime.

2

A buddy who’s more like a sidekick to your failures than a real friend

My nackle showed up at my job interview wearing pajamas.

He’s the reason I failed math twice.

He tried to rob a convenience store and got caught by the guy who runs it.

3

When your balls look like a desert after a long drought and you’re too lazy to clean them

I haven’t showered in a week. My balls look like a crime scene.

My nackle is so bad it smells like my grandma’s sock drawer.

I tried to walk to school and my balls fell off.

4

That flat thing some people have that makes them feel like they’re on top of the world

I got a flat nackle and now I think I’m a superhero.

He shows off his nackle like it’s the Eiffel Tower.

Her nackle is so flat I can see her soul.

5

A guy who’s too obsessed with Reddit to remember his own name and thinks he’s the king of memes

He posted the same meme 15 times in one hour. I don’t know why he’s still alive.

He got into a fight with a chicken over a meme.

He tried to explain the meaning of life in a comment section.

6

How some black folks say ‘nigger’ like it’s a brand new curse and they’re the CEO of it

He said ‘nackle’ so loud the whole neighborhood heard it.

She called me ‘nackle’ and I felt like I was in a prison.

They started a war over who said ‘nackle’ better.

7

A short way to say tabernacles, used when a holy person is so awesome they might as well be God

That holy man had a nackle so big it could hold a church.

She had a nackle so holy, the devil ran away.

He had a nackle so awesome I want to be his tabernacle.