Nackist

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A man who can’t stop thinking about sex. Like a dog with a bone, but the bone is a hot chick.
He texted me 12 times in 10 minutes just to ask if I was wearing pants.
He tried to flirt with my grandma at the grocery store.
He proposed to his third girlfriend while still married to his first.
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A man who gets hard at the thought of a sandwich. And probably eats it.
He asked the barista if she had a crush on the coffee machine.
He tried to get into my pants during a Zoom meeting.
He followed me to the gym just to see me lift weights.
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A man who would rather have a face full of glitter than not have sex.
He asked my dog if it wanted to cuddle.
He sent me a photo of his breakfast with a wink.
He tried to kiss me while I was still wearing my pajamas.
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