Nackie

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The nackies are a curse that turns you into a laughing mess who trips over their own feet and forgets their own name.
My math teacher got the nackies during the test and laughed so hard she spilled coffee on her pants.
My cousin got the nackies at the party and tried to dance but fell into a punch bowl.
My dog got the nackies and chased a cat up a tree and then cried when it came back.
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Nackie means you are a total mess. You are gross, weird, and just plain stupid.
My neighbor is a nackie. He eats pizza with his hands and talks to his plants.
My sister is a nackie. She wore socks with sandals and tried to talk to a squirrel.
My friend is a nackie. He cried when he got a B on his math test.
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Nackie is like icky and nasty had a baby. It's the worst.
My mom said my room was a nackie. It smelled like old pizza and wet socks.
My brother called my math teacher a nackie because she failed him.
My dog is a nackie. He ate my homework and then pooped on my shoes.
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A nackie is a super nice person who makes everyone happy, even if they are a little silly.
My best friend is a nackie. She gives me candy every day and draws on my face.
The girl from the Kawaii Corner server is a nackie. She sends me stickers and dances in the chat.
My little brother is a nackie. He gives me hugs and tells me I'm the best.
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A nackie is someone who talks so much it makes the donkey's legs fall off.
My teacher is a nackie. She talks so much I fell asleep in class.
My uncle is a nackie. He talked for an hour and made the donkey cry.
My friend is a nackie. She talks so much my phone battery died.
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A nackie is a Pakistani guy who thinks he's a gangsta but looks like a confused chicken.
My cousin is a nackie. He wears a hoodie and says 'yo' like he's in a movie.
My neighbor is a nackie. He tried to rap and it sounded like a cat was yelling.
My friend's dad is a nackie. He wears sunglasses and talks to his plants.
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Nackie means you're a stupid Irish person who says stupid things.
My aunt is a nackie. She says 'cunt' to everyone and thinks it's cool.
My cousin is a nackie. He called my dog a retard and then cried.
My uncle is a nackie. He said 'cunt' in front of the principal and got detention.
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