nackered

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British way of saying you’re so tired you could sleep for a week and still be asleep.
After working 12 hours, I’m nackered. I might as well be dead.
My dog came home with a broken leg and a broken spirit. He’s nackered.
I stayed up until 3 AM watching cat videos. I’m nackered.
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A misspelled version of knackered. It means you’re so drained you could fall over and not get up.
I ran a marathon and then did 20 push-ups. I’m nackered.
My laptop broke, my phone died, and I got yelled at. I’m nackered.
After a night of partying and a day of work, I’m nackered.
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You’re so used up you could be turned into a toaster and still be used up.
I’ve been working non-stop for a month. I’m nackered.
My brain is nackered. It’s been doing too much thinking.
I’ve been eating cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I’m nackered.
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A British way of telling everyone you’re so tired you could cry and still be tired.
I’m nackered. I could sleep for a year.
I’m nackered. I’ve been walking for hours.
I’m nackered. I’ve been doing nothing all day.
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Being so wiped out after having sex you could fall asleep mid-sentence.
I had sex for 10 hours straight. I’m nackered.
After that wild night, I’m nackered.
I had sex with three people and now I’m nackered.
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A technical term for something so broken it could be used as a doorstop and still be broken.
My computer is nackered. It won’t even turn on.
That toaster is nackered. It just burns everything.
That phone is nackered. It barely works.
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A nacker is a gypsy or traveler who will steal your food and your peace of mind.
That nacker stole my lunch and my soul.
The nacker came to my house and took everything.
I saw a nacker eating my sandwich. I’m angry.
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