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A lying butt-face who makes up fake stories about where they're from or who they're related to. They say they're from a big city but they've never left their neighborhood.
Bro, you ain't from Queens. You're from the same block as my dog.
She said she's from Chicago, but she doesn't know what a deep dish pizza is.
He claims he's from Boston, but he can't even say 'butter' without messing it up.
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When two guys get it on and one of them is getting poked up the rear end like a hot dog in a hot dog stand.
My cousin and his friend were doing that in the park. People were watching.
At the bar, those two guys were going at it like it was a wrestling match.
They did that in the back of the bus. The driver didn't even care.
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When you swing your hand like a bat and make your enemy feel the pain.
He slapped me so hard, my teeth almost fell out.
She slapped him for talking trash about her mom.
I slapped the kid for stealing my snack.
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When someone gets their backside torn up like it's a meat grinder and it's the worst thing ever.
He got anal raped so hard, he cried like a baby.
She was screaming so loud, the whole neighborhood heard her.
That guy got his butt busted like it was a piñata.
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The hole down there that ladies use to make babies or let stuff out when they're mad.
Her vagina was so big, it could fit a whole pizza in there.
He said he knew where her vagina was, but he was wrong.
She told him to stop poking her vagina or she'd tell her mom.
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So tired, you could sleep for a week and still feel like a zombie.
I was so tired, I fell asleep on the bus and missed my stop.
She was so worn out, she didn't even notice her dog ate her homework.
He was so tired, he slept through the whole movie.
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Snacks so good, they make your mouth explode with joy and your brain shut off.
That snack was so good, I almost cried.
I ate so much, my stomach was full like a balloon.
Those snacks were so good, I forgot my own name.
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