naciza

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A girl who's so good-looking, she makes your face look like a sad emoji. She's smart as hell, has a butt that could make a donut jealous, and she knows how to spend money like it’s her job. She’ll push you until you’re begging for mercy, but she’ll still love you like you’re her last donut.
My ex was a naciza. I got dumped for not knowing how to use a coffee machine.
She told me I was a 'sad emoji' and I believed her.
She spent $500 on a dress and laughed at me for buying a pizza for $10.
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A girl who looks like a dream and acts like she owns the place. She’s got a brain that’s faster than your internet, and she won’t let you get away with being lazy. She forgives you for being a jerk, but only after she’s already made you feel like a total idiot.
She called me a 'total idiot' in front of my mom. I got grounded for a week.
She spent the weekend fixing my life while I watched Netflix.
She forgave me for stealing her snacks... after I ate them in front of her.
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A girl so pretty, she could make a mirror cry. She’s got a butt that could win a competition, and she’s got the brain of a genius. She won’t let you fail, even if you try to fail on purpose. She’s got a heart of gold, but don’t mess with her. She’ll remember.
She made me redo my math test because I failed on purpose. I got a 100.
She cried when I broke her phone. I felt bad for a whole day.
She remembered when I insulted her cat. I got a free pizza for being nice.
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A girl who looks like a goddess and thinks like a businesswoman. She’s got a butt that could make a superhero jealous, and she’s got the brain of a supercomputer. She’ll make you work your butt off, but she’ll still love you like you’re her favorite snack.
She made me work out every day. I got a six-pack and a new crush.
She called me her 'favorite snack' after I helped her with her taxes.
She made me do 10 push-ups for every time I said 'I don’t care.'
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A girl so good-looking, she could make a unicorn jealous. She’s got a brain that could beat a calculator, a butt that could make a donut blush, and a heart that’s bigger than a spaceship. She’ll push you until you’re begging for mercy, but she’ll still love you like you’re her best friend.
She made me do 100 sit-ups for not doing my homework. I got a B+ and a new respect for her.
She called me her 'best friend' after I helped her with her math test.
She made me run a mile for saying she was ugly. I got a free donut for being nice.
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A girl who looks like she came out of a fairy tale and thinks like a CEO. She’s got a butt that could make a superhero jealous, and she’s got the brain of a genius. She’ll push you to be the best you can be, but don’t mess with her. She’ll remember.
She made me study for an hour for not doing my homework. I got a perfect score and a new crush.
She remembered when I insulted her dog. I got a free pizza for being nice.
She called me her 'perfect score' after I did my homework for the first time in a month.
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