naciya

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The most awesome and hilarious person ever, but she’s a total pain in the ass and never shuts up. Plus, she’s hot as hell.
Naciya walked in, laughed at my joke, then spent 10 minutes complaining about my hair.
She texted me a picture of a cat and then called me a failure for not liking it.
At the party, she told five jokes, then yelled at the DJ for playing the wrong song.
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The funniest person on Earth, but she’s got the attitude of a grumpy old man and talks way too much. Also, she’s drop-dead gorgeous.
She laughed at my joke, then spent 20 minutes ranting about my socks.
Naciya sent me a message that was 12 sentences long about a sandwich.
At the store, she made the cashier cry with her terrible attitude.
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The most hilarious person in the universe, but she’s got the mouth of a sailor and never stops talking. And she’s so beautiful it hurts.
Naciya told a joke, then cursed me for not getting it.
She sent me a 10-minute voice note about her day, and I almost died.
At the restaurant, she talked the whole time and made the waiter yell at her.
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